Written by Simon on September 16th, 2009
The Team Effort
In high school two of my hockey playing friends had two groupies who watched all their games. One of the girls was hot, the other was not. They talked with the girls after the games, and got to know them a bit. One night they offered the girls a ride home. My friend in the [...]
Continue Reading...Written by Simon on September 2nd, 2009
The Empties
The prize for worst story about an empty beer bottle goes to my friend Mia. She and her boyfriend threw a raging party one evening. Eventually, people Mia didn’t know, friends of friends, start showing up. Among them, is a slutty redhead. This girl was loud, obnoxious, and horny. She makes out with three guys [...]
Continue Reading...Written by Simon on August 27th, 2009
The Blackout
I have a friend who likes to get blackout-drunk when he drinks, and hit on skanky girls. We were out at a bar one night, and he was stumbling all over the place, hitting on these really ugly girls, but they were all blowing him off. Then he meets this butch lesbian couple that tell [...]
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