Written by Simon on September 2nd, 2009
The Empties
The prize for worst story about an empty beer bottle goes to my friend Mia. She and her boyfriend threw a raging party one evening. Eventually, people Mia didn’t know, friends of friends, start showing up. Among them, is a slutty redhead. This girl was loud, obnoxious, and horny. She makes out with three guys and deep throats a beer on a dare. At the end of the night, some people are sleeping over, the redhead is among them. Mia gathers some blankets to take down to everyone and when she opens the door to the basement living room she sees the redhead, naked, on all fours, with an empty shoved up her ass. She’s fellating one guy, while three other naked guys stand around her. Mia makes people take their empties home now when she throws a party.
by JD.
7 Comments at "The Empties"
wow first comment
This is er od :p
But good thing she always makes them take them home now lol
that’s hot.
third not so bad
Did you get her number? Lol, is it bad that that is the first thing I ask?
signed lmao, good use for empties though
Zylo the Wolfbane
o.0 innteresting
Probably the best party story ever.
Um thats awkward lolz
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